me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

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Iviva Olenick
I believe in love. It’s permanence I’m not so certain of. 

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Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

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There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

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Coming to the conclusion that I want sex more than my boyfriend